se-sttiiuuu-pid!

Was reading parlimen section in the Star newspaper this morning. Sometimes I question the level of mentality of the people representing the people of Malaysia - especially when they all get together and meet in this great big hall. Sama-sama ber-stupid-stupid together-gether.

Dr Lim Kit Siang retorted "Stupid.. Stupid!" to some comment that some MP from dunno which ulu-kampung place, Baharuddin-fella made about the efficientcy of the police force (which i think is .. er.. not that super-de-efficient). Then the Baharuddin fella was like "Eh Apek.. Cheh tiam tiam" (translation: Eh old man, sit down quiet quiet). Then Kit Siang was like... you know la... not happy la... then si-fat-han go and call him "Stupid.. Stupid!"... Then this itchy backside Baharuddin retorted with "Stupid Bloody Old Man"....

I tell you.. the moment i read that passage.. I was like... Alamak.... like small kids only.! I don't remember child's play like that when i was in the Prefectorial board in secondary school. The most was some tears and then more pouting and black faces la. But other than that i don't recall us girls pulling each others hair and calling each other 'Chi bai!!!!' or 'Pat pohhh'.... although we had every intention of calling our discipline teacher a fat, slobberin' .. glob of.. dodol.

And then their swear words... cacat. So old fashion. Dunno which zaman purba they are from. Where got people still use the word 'stupid' nowadays ...

There was another passage like this a few months ago where a few MPs had voiced out their opinions on how to curd drug abuse. These were some of the suggestions:

1. Throw them all on an island, supply them with drugs until they waste away.
(hahahahaha.... drug addicts paradise.. the next thing you know, got some smart fellas go and smuggle the drugs off the island and sell it on mainland. Then we are all back to square one.)

2. Public beheadings. Bring back the beheadings and air it over national TV.
(this is really stttuuupppidddddd. some young pple might get sensitive and affected by the 'violence' on tv, go mental, then take drugs in the institution. ... ... then we can all throw them onto that blasted island, and then all our tax will go to funding their weed for the next gadzilion years.. goodness.. what if they multiply on the island and have extremely high strung babies???)

Brains people.. braaiinnnsssss... It's in the space between your ears.. ! It's there for a purpose.. Use it..!(noh duhh... not your eyes, se-tiu-pid!!!!)