Thursday, June 30, 2005

l.o.c.k.e.d

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

Take this silly test which is totally nonsensical
cause all it does is state the obvious

true c.o.l.o.u.r.s

ah.. at my desk again. 9:14am. having a sore throat. a bad hair day.. and more stress after finding out that the printer had printed the wrong version of a flyer. *sighs*.

nonetheless, i had a good night yesterday. it was the launching of the Mcdonalds true colours bands thingy-ma-jig. (yarrrrr.... the bands are RM2.90 each.. and 10 cents ONLY goes to the ronald mc-fat-donald charity for kids - yarrrr and the ronald mcdonald mascot was short and fat. most probably eating too much leftovers)

I had 20 tickets and all of my invited guests came. yay. There was bubbly jessie and her sis, the fickle-minded elly, the sultry sky and his bf (sao inn - he's a hottie), anusha and her friend, timid asreen (komal's sister) and her neighbours, lanci - nicky and his friend - malcolm, siew lee and the young-wannabe freon, my bro, his gf and 2 other friends - they arrived when everything was over. hah. and of course william and i.

I enjoyed myself thoroughly with my ex-colleagues turned good buddies. We do share loads of common interests such as designing, IT, work, fashion, nonsense, some ham sap things.. etc.etc. Jessie, Elly, Sky and their partners had a table to themselves. Nicky, Malcolm, Freon, Siew Lee, freon, william and I were hogging a table to ourselves.

The event started at 8:20pm although it said that it should have started at 7:00pm. Rudy and Jay Jay from the Hitz.fm morning crew were there to entertain us with their silly jokes about the coloured bands - 24 colours with 14 different messages on each. Yeah. Cheesy tag lines such as Aim High, Stay Young and No Excuses. (see the post before this one for more details of the crappy china made pieces of rubbers). I think it was just a whole lot of exaggeration for a branding kinda thingy. Yar. cause Burger king is serving bigger and better burgers.

Dina from one of the finalists of Malaysian Idol 2004 was there. A cheery plump cute little chick with.. .. 'mat rockers' - as jason would have put it - her renegade of rap dancers. They were practicing in the carpark an hour prior to the event. Then there was a fashion show... with some average looking models to 'model' off ways on how to make the bands as a fashion statement. hah. nothing else better to think of issittt...

Amber Chia and Gloria Ting were there too - as well as the big wigs of mcdonalds. The winner from Nescafe Kickstart 2004, Aidan (the carpark fella) was there too - and he wasted no time to take the opportunity to meet and 'suck up to' the leng luis.

Then there were some speeches.. yada yada.. some photo taking pictures with roll-y poll-y mr ronald mcdonald. Malcolm commented that he looked like some chinese opera singer gone wrong.

I had an engaging conversation with Malcolm, although I had only met him a few times. Nicky was always great with the ladies, Siew Lee and Freon.. some.. odd weird charm .. .. i guess. William was... what can i say? quiet the entire evening.

I guess he's just not a people person. on the other hand, i'm as people as people can be!. He didn't seem to be enjoying himself. .. Ah well. I knew he was starving - all they provided for food was some caramel cream brulee (which tasted like mashed banana) and cold fried calmari, fish and.. some chicken i think. oh. and some wasabi mayonnaise for sauce.

And I got Jay-Jay and Rudy's autographs. Didn't bother to get Amber Chia's one. Not too sure why i got the Deejays' signatures but i thought. ahhh what the heck. might as well just get them since they are there. thye are kinda bulky looking guys. bulkier than i last saw them.

but overall, I did have fun. but it's a mixed feeling with william altogether. hmm.. next time, i'll leave him at home with the kids.

Monday, June 27, 2005

long lost g.r.o.o.v.e

A Typical Ladies Night Out with Lynn
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Friday, 5:05pm - Office Desk:
"Yoooooo Jessssssssss..!!.. I'll be there in 15 minutes yarrrrr?? Meet me at KLCC, Top Shop there aaarr... Arrr??? You reaching in 15 minutes kaaa???? nevermind neebberrrmindddd.... i'll be seeeeing you very very soon!.. Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!"

5:30pm - Office Desk:
"Yyyoooooo Cousinnnn Chhuuii Linnggg... you late ar?... nevermind nebermindddddd... i'll be there in 15 minss.. KLCC, Top Shop there arrr..!!!. Just tidying up a few things for the M&M's thingy lerrRRrr... Nebberrminddd .. later we goooo parrttttyyyyehhhhh!!!!!!!"

5:38pm - Office Desk:
"YyyOoOoo wasssuuppp Elllyyy.. !... Yar. You're on the way?? No worrieee be happieee!... See ya at Carnegies itself at 8pm okies????"

5:55pm - Meeting Room:
"Yeah Team. We gotta take some nicceee photos for McDonald's for the centre spread advertisement. MCDonald's you know!.. Don't play plaayyy... They called us because they saw Coke in our magazine!!.. How cool is that!!! All 24 colours of that rubber wrist band thingy! Lynn, you know what to do with the photos yeah?"

6:15pm - Office Desk:
"Errmm... Jess. You still there right??? Sorrry arrr.. just a few more minutes arrr... Just for something to add to the magggg arrr.. I'll definately be there in 15 minutes. Gettt readddy to parrttyy yarrr????!!"

6:30pm - Office Desk + Camera:
.. .. .. *&%*!@^..... wtfff.... 24 colours... %&*@^*#... .. ... ...


*i'm lovin' it - NOT!*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

6:48pm - Office Desk + Camera + 24 rubber wrist bands:
*ringing tone - Toxic, Britney Spears*
".. .. uh hello?.. ohh... chui ling ar... err.. yar. still in office lerrr. just a few more pictures for the ad and i'll be done. still at top shop right???.. ok. I'll definately be there in 15 minutes."

7:15pm - Office Desk + Camera + Low Batt Signal
*ringing tone - Toxic, Britney Spears*
"ar. jess. wat? KLCC blackout? too bad for them. oh yar. by the way. go and look for my cousin. i think she should be sitting next to you. name? chui ling. just shout her name. she might just whack you in the head for screaming in her ear"


*rubber on a stick... .. hmmm. *
~an original p@ssion-@rt

7:30pm - Office Desk + car keys
*ringing tone - Toxic, Britney Spears*
"ar. chui. ya. me coming now. ya. yippie. finally. he he he. i feel your relieve."

7:45pm - Lift
*ringing tone - Toxic, Britney Spears*
"har. elly. oh. you reached already? er. i would be at klcc to have dinner. er. you wait there. i pick you up. eh? no ler. not carnegies yet. stuck in jam"


*no Lynn.. no more excuses.. uh-huh*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

... .. .... Ohhh... ShuttTttuppPp!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

iced n.i.p.p.l.e.s

haih.... i hate the morning traffic when it's not the school holidays. You get soooo booored while sitting in a standstill with more bored looking people around you. Then you'd see this ah pek poking his nose - digging for gold, this young executive rotating this mirror so that he can see the zit that he's poking at... ew ew ew.

Yesssss... enough of public display of animal habitsss.. (P-DAHhh!)

Anyway, last week was a flurry of activities - with all the Nescafe and M&M's thingys taking up most of the time. Take a look how ridiculous some of the copy (for the 'dream careers' poster) would read when translated from English to Bahasa Melayu.

"Cya l8ter sk8ter boi!"

BM Translation: "Selamat jalan inline skate jalanan!"

&

"Your 'weapon' would be your camera... "

BM Translation: "Menembak binatang liar dengan bersenajatakan kamera"
*.. . it sounds really stupid in the translation.

&

"Hey Mr DJ.. keep playing that song.. Let's jam all night long!"

BM Translation: "DJ .. .. senantiasa berkumandang sepanjang malam .. .. yeahhh!!!"
*.. .. kuman... Germ-ming all night long? is that what they call jamming nowadays? and what's with the "Yeahhhh!!" ?

-random thought- "Yo dude!... Can I germ at your place tonight???"


*... let's GERMINATE!!!*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Yarrrrrrrrrr.... absolutely ridiculous. Sometimes they just can't be up to par with us. And they should quit trying.. cause I think they'll never make it no matter how long and how hard they tried cause they would never have the capacity. HaH!

Annnywayy... After the websites for Nescafe KickStart and Coca-Cola Music Executive have been nicely uploaded, along came the Finals for the M&M's Battle of the Bands shit again. Gah. With the MusicCanteen mobile stage and all that doohicky nonsense.

*edit at 4:19pm* - and nowwww... The clients are still contemplating about the Taylor's College logo insertion again... AARRGGGHHHHHHH!!

Then yesterday, Jade and I went to Coffee Bean at KLCC to meet the stage manager of the mobile stage. The fella's name is 'Hamka'. (for those who knows what it sounds like.... you knowwww laa ha.. .. .. -.. chan.. ! Jade would be gargling giggles everytime she has a conversation on the phone with Hamka-fella as we laugh at the unintended joke). Had a rather interesting talk about the 1 million dollars stage. Yar.. and the idea for the stage is definately not local. Har har.

And then the weekend.... I went to Pyramid on Saturday to check out the mobile stage in action at the Maxis Hotlink event with the spaghetti head (Reshmonu) launching the event. And as usual, the car park entrance was ass jam packed to the brim - had to watch the bloody helicopter go up and down and up and down and up...... yar.. you get the picture.


*har har.. 'stick on' creatives by Eng Seen!.. Marvellous!*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Met up with Wai Leng and her guy. Her guy looked pretty harassed (but no matter - still cute) - the poor guy had to put up with an hour of Madagascar - with the idiotic penguins and mentally-imbalanced lemurs. I thought it was a rather good relief of humor and laughter for the weekend. I didn't watch it with them though - met up with a friend of my mum's, Ed.

Yeah.. he was in the area, he booked some tickets, had some dinner, had the movie and then supper. Nothing much really. I was just a bit impatient to get rid of him and head back to my darling loverboy. And surprisingly, Ed paid for everything this time, from the movie to the carpark ticket. And this guy... used to have arguments with the carpark attendants over the price of the ticket - "RM5???? It's RM1 only for crying out loud!!.. I'm very sure it's only RM1!!!!"... ... ... .. ...

Yarr right, it's the weekendddddd, you doink!!!..

*sighs*... Life is full of nuts.. you just don't know which one you're gonna crack...

Then the day after that, which was a Sunday, I had to meet up with Jade again to sit in for an interview session with some local bands. Altered Frequency and Tempered Mental. Read Jade's blog for more info on their contacts, i'm too lazy to move my finger to add a link.
*edit: yar. i finally did add the bands link.

It was ass jammed packed as usual, and Jade was having problems in finding a good spot to do our 'thang'.. so after a while of wrecking my memory cells for a suitable enough place (where I can puff a little), i came up with Cafe Flam (coincidentally, it's one of the spots where loverboy and I were.. .. *ahem*.. courting at the beginning of the year)


*blood red fantasy at Bar Flam*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*if you look closely, you can see the Mr Bean
screening in the background*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Altered Frequency was a funky band to hang out with. That Andy fella was a bit strict when he arrived half an hour late but he did loosen up later. They are a fun bunch of guys - all.. wacky and lopsided. And I had Sangria.. with.. tiny cubes of unidentified fruit floating in... thick..wine.. or something. I had Sangria at other places before.. but not as whacked up as Cafe Flam's. And.. I just HAD to take a picture of the blood-red-looking interior.


*the three wackos from Altered Frequency*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Tempered Mental was... .. a weird couple. The girl denied that she was in for the Goth look and she was just.. .. .. keeping gold in her mouth ler, i think. So quiet and definately ultra boring with monosyllabic answers. I had to throw them nonsensical questions to keep myself awake. Soooo secretive also. Hmph. Luckilly managed to squeeze enough stuff from them to fit into a column of the mag.. otherwise... er.. .. leave it to Jade to handle ler. heh.


*the gloomy duo*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*hmmm.. I shall add the boss of MYC! to the
'TO KILL TODAY' list... nheyehehe*

~an original p@ssion-@rt

*stretches*... Umm... i was supposed to go to Monash University to check out the Nescafe Kickstart Roadshow but I am just too cold and lazy to go all the way there in the hot heat of the day (i'm not paid enough to that all that nonsense).. So I shall just go home at 5pm and oi oi for a while ... while dreaming of my notti loverboy... umm.. and he'd be back in 2 days time.......... ...

.*..blinks innocently*.. I'd be a good girl.. I promise!..... .. .!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

l.o.v.e is not simple - it's forever

I woke up at 7am this morning - after a long night that seemed too long. Eve, Elly and I went to Carnegies again. Prior to that, i had caused an upset with my love over a small issue. I had cut the phone conversation short ... because I didn't want to hurt him with my soft sobs. I regretted it after that... because I knew he was hurt - whether i cried or not. I really should learn to get a firm grip on my emotions. I do have a quick temper but i do know that i have a very high level of tolerance too.

I did keep a straight face throughout the night although that feeling of hurt and regret was eating into my heart. Drinking does not cure lovesick-ness - i proved my hypothesis right (again) last night, just to be sure. And dancing with guys from the next table makes you feel even worst... flirting just makes things shittier.

Don't feel like disclosing the other details of the night. Can't remember half of them. Hehe.

Reaching home to hear his voice again was the only objective in my tipsy mind. I was indeed nearly drunk, as i did not have dinner. I have always trusted my driving when i am tipsy, but somehow I just had to tell William that I would be home in half an hour and to MAKE SURE that I reach home - and to tell him that I love him. I trust him with my life.. forever. *muahs* I'm sorry, my love... You have one damn confused chic for a girlfriend. ;)

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

@ngels in d.i.s.g.u.i.s.e @ work

Okay... my concentration level is falling by the second.... ... .. La la la la laaa... it's been a looong time since i have had one of these days where I get sooo restlessSsSsSsSs...


*Eve & me - look like small girl la today...*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*Eng Seen, Eve - peek.. peek.. peek.... a - BoOoO!*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*the ^eviL-GaNg^ at 'work'*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*... morning sickness... intensified.. 10 times.. .. make that 100 times..*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

n.u.t.s @bout me

.. 2:06pm.. and I am so cold.. so bored.. so.. lazy.. Maybe because I know that later on in the evening I would be going to Carnegies. Nyehehehe... Elly and Sky are celebrating their resignation from Axxezz. Double Nyeheheheheh ehehe eh eheh eh e.

.. ... .. Annnnyyywaaaayyy..

...This Nescafe Kick-Start thingy-ma-jig is wearing me down. Had a meeting with Shariena (Nestle PR-marketing person) last evening before rushing off to Sunway Pyramid to catch the Sneak Preview of Ghost Train. It's a STUPID Korean ghost movie.. with loads of parts stolen from other cacat ghost movies like The 'infamous' Ring - with that .. girl with long hair with the squelching sounds.. slimy.. fast forwarded Smeagol-crawling stint. Yarrrrrr and i kinda like... yelped a wee bit when that .. . thingy grabbed hold of the main actress' leg. - not too sure if i scare the bejesus out of Nicky and Eric (my colleague for the finance thingy account stuff).


*Sky - desperate Hunk craving for attention from the camera... trying to look 'smart'*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*Jessie, my ex-colleague from Axxezz-o-shit before the silly ghost movie*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


*from left to right - unknown fella, unknown fella #2, Eric fella*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

I had to bring Nicky as a movie-date cause everyone else was bringing their 'somebody'. And it was good to catch up with his news, I guess. But.. the only thing that broke the silence in the car whilst in the jam was:

'Stuck in a Jam with a Microsoft Certified Engineer' Conversation
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N :
I think I finally know what kind of girl that I like...

L : .. Err.... which is?
*oh dammnn.... .. ... why the odd statement?.... why isn't the radio playing some loud song???! *

N : I like those.. not too fair skinned.. and not too dark skinned... Like.. in the middle laarr...

L : ..Err.... oohh-kkay...
*..andddd... this has got.. 'whhaat' to do with me???*

N : But... not like CHARCOALLLLL black laaaa pleasseeeee..... too black later cannot see anythinggg.... nicely tanned lor...

L : ...Er... i know lorr... I know you like those fair skinned Malay girls wan lorr...
*.. .. and any other thing wearing a skirt.. prefereably wearing a very short one, serving you beer.. it would be a bonus if she has nice boobies*

N : .. eheheheee... Yes. AND ladylike-gentle kinda.. .. girl..

L : .... uh-huh.... Smarter... or less smarter than you?
*.......hopefully smarter than this conversation...*

N : That doesn't matter... smart or whatever... the main thing is the character..

L : eerr.. character... like how??
*... i thought the main thing was being fair skinned?? make up your mind guyssss!!*

N : ... Errrr... dependsss la!

L : .... ... .. ... ... ... .yar...
*fiddles with radio channels.... come on.. bring on something NOISY!!... *

.. .. .. ... .. and the conclusion of the conversation is.. .. NIL... absolutely -NADA-.. that's a guys mind in a nutshell. .. literally.

Speaking about nuts... After I had ended the call from my darling this morning (i miss him so much .. so so so so much.. .. so so so so so.. so so so so... much) - i had to end the call because Mr Ribena Man was watching me in an odd way. He then.. leaned closer to his desk and asked me timidly:


*... condemned to sit in front of a Nutty Ribena Berry.. forever..*
~an original p@ssion-@rt


'Nut in Office' Conversation
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R-Man :
..Ahhh... Lynn ar.. I just want to check with you ar... . I heard yesterday that you mentioned that you have a boyfriend....?

L : *raised eyebrows* Eeeeerr .. Did i tell you that?
*err... isn't it obvious enough?.. I thought I had brought up the topic about my darling so many times that everyone would be sick and tired of William soon - even before they meet him - anddd... i wasn't exactly 'very' quiet when I was sweet talking with William on the phone like.. 45 seconds ago..*

R-Man : Err.. yaa... I just .. heard from some...where *mumbles*... But you have a boyfriend?

L : "Yaaaaarrrr... I have a boyfriend... Why arrr?"
*... DOH.. *

R-Man : *mumbles* "Ohhhh... nothing.. nothing.. err.. I thought I got a chance with you... "

L : *.. blinks... *.. .. Haaarr..?....
*... whaaaaaaaaattttttt????.. *

R-Man : *clears his throat* .. Um.. Nothing nothing. I thought I had a chance with you... Ummmm... Oh.. very good yeah.. got boyfriend..

L : Err... Why?.. I cannot have boyfriend isssittt? *blinks innocently*
*... even if i don't have boyfriend, I'd get any guy on the street to be my boyfriend just to get away from this psycho... .. hmm.. must be a bit macho lerr.. hmm... maybe with a cute boyish smile.... some nice.. ass. ..*

.. ... *blinks blinks*.. .

R-Man : Cannn... cannn... ... *mutters incoherently to himself*

.. .. .. ... ... Yes. Nuts. Totally. Maybe I'm allergic to them.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

g.i.r.l.f.r.i.e.n.d.s

I had a loonnnggg week. On Friday evening, the Big Nut had called in for a meeting at 6:30pm. But he only arrived at 7:20pm, and after a hurried dinner of Domino's pizza, the meeting started at 7:45pm.

As usual.. the long list of last-minute-pending jobs resurfaced again .. .. Nescafe Kickstart Creatives are due on Monday.. and Eng Seen had only managed to pick up the fonts and poster artwork from McCann around late noon. There's 17 posters, 1 wheel sticker, 1 layout of the roadshow and 1 creative for the Magazine Rack sticker thingy altogether - not to forget a dang postbox. *sighs*.. The Client (Shariena) is not as demanding, it's just the god damned new Indian boss from Canada of hers. ppffttt... canada.. fanada.. banana... all the same.

And then... .. M&M's... .. Ahhhhh... the sad story of the befallen Taylor's College of Subang Jaya. They are a bunch of stuck up doinks. M&M's decided that they didn't want any more relationship with Taylor's College and they are shifting the venue for Battle of the Bands finals to Sunway Pyramid instead.. and I heard that the space at Sunway Pyramid is free. Taylor's was being quite a child when they announced that no finals would be held at their premises unless it was made 'M&M's & Taylor's College Inter-College Battle of the Bands', with their logo huge and prominent on every printed media.

Hellloooo... M&M's is spending like RM100k for the entire project and you think you can whine and stomp your feet to get your way?.. Pffttttttttt.. tough luck. Live with it and stop acting like a bunch of morons.. we have better things to sort out here other than handing out candies. And now, I would have to produce more buntings to hang around Sunway Pyramid and change every creative copy... they might even change the dates of the finals..

Hmm.. what else. Ahh yessss... We are rushing (har har.. what's new) for Coca-Cola's roadshow creatives again.. although it's just a piece of round vinyl mat for 2 people to stand on to give out flyers... telling me like 4 days before the deadline isn't going to help at all, you dick weed!!!!!

And then TM-NET is just around the corner with another round of roadshows ("Ooohhhhhh.. don't have to worry.. it's only starting in July" says Boss - Yarrrrrr ... what happened to your 'One hour of planning saves 3 hours of panic' motto?.... Went down the toilet already????). We are not super heroes here.. doh..

... . Gah.. enough of those bullshit. I have better things to write about in my blog..

Yesss... today... I woke up at 11am. I really did want to wake up at 10am so that I could spend a few minutes chatting to my darling before I leave for 1 Utama at 12pm. But ah well.. the piggy side of me was being assertive.. and I had no more brain power to counter it. I left the house at 12:05pm.. cruising on the rather smooth highway, on the phone with darling (look... you are never going to hear the end of my darling.. hehe). He had left a voice message while my phone was MIA for a few minutes.. and I am still puzzled as to why I feel all tingly and excited whenever I hear his serious tone of voice.

Reached at 12:20pm, and got a parking at 12:30pm. Har har.. was very lucky. I guess Nicky's theory of 'go to where no one else is going to' really helped. Met up with Eve... she was looking rather flustered today.. but still with her cheery self intact. She was complaining of her period pains and the need to get another non-white coloured skirt for a wedding dinner .. .. er.. which commenced.. maybe around.. 6 hours ago.

We had a huge lunch at TGIF, chattering away like some escaped monkeys on girly stuff. I do enjoy their company very much. I find that it's extremely hard to find friends to go shopping together, share naughthy secrets, dirty (and always useless) gossips... And I somehow always seem to mention William's name in my conversations with everyone else. I bet they are getting tired of hearing his name - and yet to meet in person. (so they could complain to him that I just can't shut up about him!)

Eve and I had took a short detour while waiting for Jade to Sommerset Bay to get her a skirt. She liked the pink Gypsy skirt that I had bought a few weeks ago, but she said that it made her hips look more pronounced and that her hips are wider than mine.. Hmm.. .. Dunno ler. But I think my bum is perfectly finnneeee... Then she zoomed in on a turquoise Organza laced knee-lenght skirt. Which i had nearly bought the last time. I reallllyyyy love dressy skirts. Ah well, but i did settle on a long A line cut jean skirt with .. . laced borders... thingy.. midway at the knees... Er.. No idea how to describe it but.. it looked gothic enough.

Then... we went off to look for Khew's pressie.. His birthday is on the 13th June.. and we got him a slick looking.. ballpoint pen and mechanical pencil set. Well, they engraving machine was out of order at U-Parkson.. .. so.. we had to walk alllll the way back to the old wing to get it done - only to find out that the sales girl had left for dinner and won't be back within the hour. Gah.

I think that was enough of walking for a day.. .I need to walk somemore with William's mummy tomorrow at 1pm... Ahh... bed... here i come..

t.u.n.n.e.l.s

My phone bills has taken a steep rise to nearly 300% for the past few months. I have been calling my love for every single day. Once in the morning (sometimes when I am really early), once during lunch (half a day without some form of communication kinda makes me miss him rather dearly), during the long jam to get back home, and another time before i close my eyes for bed.

I would reach the office building at approximately 7:45 am. Pay RM 6 to the indian man at the table beneath his trusty huge umbrella, who diligently clocks in at 7am... i think. Park my car at my usual spot (so that I wouldn't have to take an akward turning to get out of the carpark when I leave... ). Then I'd take my time strolling through the vacant car park (.. well.. 'try' to stroll.. in 3 inch heels), enjoying the brief period of serenity and cool fresh morning breeze - before the crowd kicks in for work.. and contaminate every single thing they can put their grimy paws on.

I would pass the Baker's Shop-Cafe-.. whatever, with the usual waft of fresh coffee tickling my nose. They only open STRICTLY at 7:30am.. (got shooed away when I arrived there at 7:28am once). Their Potato Egg Breakfast set thingy is not too bad. The scrambled eggs are well buttered, the hash browns crispy on the outside, tender inside and the tea is very welcoming for early mornings - though i still prefer Earl Grey to Lipton.

I used to vacate the table nearest to the door for the first few weeks (with my trusty rolled up stick of dried leaves... *winks*), but stopped being a patron once I found out that you can't hide from the scorching sun rays no matter how big the umbrella is. I did have a good laugh when some enthusiastic young guys adorned with crisp shirts and silk ties were trying to shift the umbrella stand around nearly the entire lot so that their table would have some shade. They gave up after they saw me smirking behind their backs.

Then i would pass Subway - and everytime, without fail, i'd miss Brisbane and my other far-away friends so dearly. Bernie and Teddy (my ex-apartment-mates) would buy the foot long sandwich in the mornings before classes and they would nibble it all away by the end of the day. They'd only do this when i declare I was too lazy to cook or when exams are near and everyone's trying to find out who snitched the last packet of instant 'Indomee' noodles - so that they could taunt the guilty with threats of starvation and mutilation.

The scent of baking bread fills the lobby area every morning. And I would feel rather tempted to get a warm roll, but i just.. .. never got around to it - eating breakfast alone can be rather depressing, especially when the sun rays try to play hide and seek with you.

Breakfast always depended on my mood. If I were light and springy, I would most probably get a table in Baker's Bros and nibble at the scramble eggs. Sometimes I would make a quick stop at the nifty convenient store just a level above to get some biscuits or just something to keep my mouth busy. But usually I would just head on straight to the lifts. The lifts at the 'Lobby A' work weirdly. The ones on the left side would go to all levels, whilst the ones on the other side would go from level 12.. or.. something to the last level of the building. Yarrrr.. once Jade and I got muddled up with the weird logic of the lifts operations and we got stranded on 12th floor, carrying huge fragile jewelry boxes.

I would reach the 7th floor at around 8am, assuming that i don't have breakfast. The door would usually be locked as M&M's guy don't arrive till like 8:20am - ish. Then I would sneak to the stairs, carefully leaving a cigarette box at the door latch as it is a 'one way lock' emergency door. This is known as 'Spot 1' for our (Eng Seen, Eve and Wai Leng - the cigarette kakis) stolen cigarette breaks.. we usually don't come here if the Big Boss is around - he has this irritating habit of poking his nose in to bring more bad news and more work - so we have found 'Spot 2' (the other set of staircase further from the office suite) and 'Spot 3' (outside the building) as alternatives.

It is here, in the brightly lit echoing silence that I would listen to the voice of William as I giggle like a 'schoolgirl-with-a-crush' in return. It's like a.. sanctuary.. where I can prepare myself for the long day ahead.. sometimes accompanied with a stick or two of Indonesia's-only-useful-product if the long-day-ahead seems to need more ammunition to get through. Which I would then feel very guilty. I must kick the habit soon, prefereably into a coffin and buried six feet under - my dear one hates smoke.

The day would then drag on with its battered sandals, with the occassional hiccups and comic relief from my nutty colleagues - the only welcomed joy would be when my last email has been read and sent, my work completed.. and I'm sick of M&M's again. Then I would trot my tired self back to my car at around 7pm usually.

I would pass two tunnels to get to the highway, and sometimes it's during these brief moments my phone would lose signal, and my darling would seem to be talking to himself on the other end. I wouldn't be hearing him repeating himself "baby..?... babyyy... "...as the line breaks up, but I always hear the complaints that follow after I get out from the tunnel.. and his cute-sy agitation would never fail to bring a smile to my lips. And I would.. .. fall in love all over again.. . at the end of the tunnel.

.. .. I find that sometimes in life.. .. tunnels are always a good sign. Tunnels always have an opening - and it's always something to look forward to. It makes your current problems and worries seem much bearable, because you know that there's always something.. or someone at the other end to reach out and everything would all be perfect again.

For now... .. the only person's touch that i look forward to - to save me from being crushed by the realities of the working world - sometimes to just listen and not to provide any form of solution.. but to just listen.. to get the stress off my worn out mind.. and to just... . . shield me from the angry crowd in his protective hug - and my tired.. oh-so-tired soul.. would finally get some well deserved rest - would be coming home soon.. in 12 days time.

My love... I yearn for you to take me home again.. to our sanctuary.. where my inner child.. would roam free again.. with white ribbons in her hair.. and her timid hand clutched lovingly in yours.. her world.. finally complete.

Friday, June 03, 2005

sp@m m.@.i.l

Received a rotten email from the CEO (Chief of the Egghead Organisation)

eve's notes are in small letters + italic

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Dear Team,
*yarsss... since when we became so 'dear' to him.. give us money la! Then we'll all be more 'dear'*

Please kindly note:
1) The Management has appointed Mr. Lee (Ribena Man cum M&M since err...last week??) as Assistant Manager > Account Admin & Operations

*har har har.. Mr Do-All-Nonsensical-Requests-from-Supreme-Egghead promoted to 'maid' ...


2) In Office Cleanliness > (Too stingy to hire a cleaner)
Mr. Lee is requested by the Management to do an inspection of the whole office EVERY FRIDAY during Lunch & Report @ 2 PM to *email* on Observation > Bin Full > Floor Dirty etc * This will be a reminder to all to clean your work areas (BIN) or (SWEEP) every Friday before you go out for Lunch*

.. ... Yarrrrrrr.... and I had to creep on the floor to look for specks of 'rubbish' around my table.. Thread.. some dust bunnies... a piece of corn from Eve's lunch... a toenail clipping...

Case Scenario
J :
Yo Misterrr Lee!.. Make sure you check the rubbish bins and the floor yar!..

L : Har? *hurries and takes a pen and his logbook*
How does the rubbish bins look like - measurements? locations? colour? plastic or metal? Eeehhh... I see a strand of hair on the floor!.. or is this carpet? Look.. it's tinted blond!.. Hmm.. Wai Leng has blond hair!... Let's FINE her! Ahh!.... A paper clip!.. Does it fall under the category 'rubbish' or Lost and Found???? Ohhh looook!... I found a boogey on the table!... Should we send it for DNA testing????

J : *deep in thought* .. .. .. Bin. Plastic. Mostly red.. some blue... Arrrggh!! decisions decisions!.. ... Tell you what. I'll email you the specifications... and maybe a Lost and found list for you to update.



3) Office Attendance & Leave > To assist Admin with tracking Leave and Attendance as there also may be more Contract Staff joining Salient > There will be an Office Attendance Registry >

Please sign in everyday from JUNE 8th WEDNESDAY onwards > If you are late it is ok > just sms Mr. Lee > he will ifnorm the Management on your behalf as a One Stop Office Admin Manager. (Yeah rite....Let's see till when this system will work....with his stoopid attic of alwiz delaying important tasks and his UN-professional doings)

*Har har har... Now Mr Ribena Man upgraded to Walking Punch Card Machine! . Now... Hmmm..... we should all arrive at 9:30am. . and prior to that, all 20 of us shall sms him.. Nyehehehehe... Take that Mr Twiggies!!! *beep beep* (he eats twiggies every 2 hours.. and he always has a crumb or two somewhere on his face... akakakakahh )

4) ICQ Chat is allowed only before 9:00 or between 12:00-2:00 PM or After 5 PM * any infringement of this will result in an AUTO FINE of RM 10 > notified to the offender via e-mail by Mr. Lee or myself or Pat Yam > no more discussion >* Pls kindly respect your office guidelines. (He forgot bout YM...can we still proceed?? ehehehe....imagine this..even EMAILS are not allowed to be buka...i mean like what??Check porn emails????)

*waahhh... auto-fine arrrr???.... Super Hi-tech !!.... Microwave also dun have, maid is built in with accountant fella... Buuuuuut got flying machine which roams the office, zapping at your purses for RM10 - with anti-debt function, electrocution till you produce a RM10 note... !
But maybe the machine also got something else built in.. like.. auto booger sucker or something... - eww.. imagine this thing coming around with a little vacuum sucker to suck the shit out of your breathing passage.. ew. ew. ew.


5) Please also kindly assist Mr. Lee with his added responsibilities as having a Good Working Environment requires hard work and discipline and everyone likes clean & neat IKEA work office but usually no one will like cleaning up to be like IKEA ! It is not easy to manage a Professional Office. Please all help ! (Why not you start helping people first Humpty Dumpty, maybe by being nicer to your employees and not being a sissy!)

*... what the heeelll is an IKEA work environment???? Incompetant slaves of the Kanasai Egghead Asshole?????
yarrr!!! we'll gladly help to upgrade the company to the status of (IDIOTS) 'Institute of Dumb Ignorant Orang-hutans That Sucks bigtime'!!!!


Thanks Team
*Humpty Dumpty* CEO
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*bahhh..what a load of bull dung.. now where's that auto zapper machine thingy-ma-jig... i seem to have an itch down my back....

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

soy@ b.e.@.n & M&M's

Ahh... it's 9:32am in the morning on a Wednesday. And for once, there's no SUPER rushed projects!.. I completed (finally!) the #12234 amendment for M&M's.. and now sitting here with my warm soya bean milk .. .. with a plastic bag of M&M's...

Mr Ribena Man just got upgraded in rank to Mr. M&M's. .. .. Wonder how would he look like in an M&M's costume... Hmmm...

Yaaarrrrrr.... anyway... i'm thinking of changing my blog layout... .. soon.. I guess.. once i have got rid of the minor little pieces of tasks to tidy up around the Nescafe Kickstart creatives..

And maybe i should work on my long anticipated portfoliio website. Hmmmmmmm...

*muahs*