't@i - t@i lok'

* Mr. Lee's relief for his 'frustrations' down 'you-know-where-la' *
~an original p@ssion-@rt

I had just arrived at the office after a brief lunch break. Munching on my tuna and sardine sandwich, Mr Lee was flipping through the MYC! August news magazine (Free copies distributed at all Starbucks and McDonald's outlets throughtout Malaysia ... - ceeehhh.. of course must advertise here a littleee bittt lerrr.. ) - and suddenly... ..

Mr. L : Hmm.. you-know-ar this Ma-rai-ah Carey.. I really like this Ma-rai-ah Carey, you know.

Lynn : *raised eyebrows* .. Errr.... hoo-kayy...

Mr. L : I like the girl big big wan... I really cannot tahan when I see this Ma-Rai-Ah Caree - ah... make me nervous only..

Lynn : *goosebumps* Errr.... but Mariah Carey quite skinny worrrr...

Mr. L : But no matter how skinny, she still big big wan..

Lynn : *blinks* .... Ooooohhhhhhh-kkkaayyy... 'there' big big wan laaaaa...

Eve : Cannot tahann arrr??

Mr. L : *eyes lighting up* Yaarrrrrrrr.... Make me excited only...

Eve : ... Haarrrrrr???

Lynn : .. ..... .... ... ... .... ....

Mr. L : I no need to say also you-know-where excited llaaaa harrrr....

Lynn : ....... .... ..... .... ...*mumbles*.. I don't wanna know, man.... Seriously...

Mr. L : .. .Lynn.... . How to say 'pei'-ar? I like the girl 'tai lok-lok' wan, you know..

Lynn : Errrrrr........ thigh ar?

Mr. L : Yarrr...!!.... I like the girl thigh big-big.... long-long wannn... 'tai-tai lok-lok' wann.

Lynn : .. ... ... ... .. .. Eve ar.. you heard ar?

Eve : ..... ... ... ... ... ... ..... .... ..

Lynn : ... I think we better fast fast go liposuction. For safety reasons.

Eve : Yar yar yar yar maaaannnnnn

.... ... ... ... Yarrrrrrrrrrrr man.. that was the spookiest thing I've ever heard .... .. ... ... really.. ew. There goes my libido.