.. 2:06pm.. and I am so cold.. so bored.. so.. lazy.. Maybe because I know that later on in the evening I would be going to Carnegies. Nyehehehe... Elly and Sky are celebrating their resignation from Axxezz. Double Nyeheheheheh ehehe eh eheh eh e.
.. ... .. Annnnyyywaaaayyy..
...This Nescafe Kick-Start thingy-ma-jig is wearing me down. Had a meeting with Shariena (Nestle PR-marketing person) last evening before rushing off to Sunway Pyramid to catch the Sneak Preview of Ghost Train. It's a STUPID Korean ghost movie.. with loads of parts stolen from other cacat ghost movies like The 'infamous' Ring - with that .. girl with long hair with the squelching sounds.. slimy.. fast forwarded Smeagol-crawling stint. Yarrrrrr and i kinda like... yelped a wee bit when that .. . thingy grabbed hold of the main actress' leg. - not too sure if i scare the bejesus out of Nicky and Eric (my colleague for the finance thingy account stuff).
*Sky - desperate Hunk craving for attention from the camera... trying to look 'smart'*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
*Jessie, my ex-colleague from Axxezz-o-shit before the silly ghost movie*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
*from left to right - unknown fella, unknown fella #2, Eric fella*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
I had to bring Nicky as a movie-date cause everyone else was bringing their 'somebody'. And it was good to catch up with his news, I guess. But.. the only thing that broke the silence in the car whilst in the jam was:
'Stuck in a Jam with a Microsoft Certified Engineer' Conversation
------------------------------
N : I think I finally know what kind of girl that I like...
L : .. Err.... which is?
*oh dammnn.... .. ... why the odd statement?.... why isn't the radio playing some loud song???! *
N : I like those.. not too fair skinned.. and not too dark skinned... Like.. in the middle laarr...
L : ..Err.... oohh-kkay...
*..andddd... this has got.. 'whhaat' to do with me???*
N : But... not like CHARCOALLLLL black laaaa pleasseeeee..... too black later cannot see anythinggg.... nicely tanned lor...
L : ...Er... i know lorr... I know you like those fair skinned Malay girls wan lorr...
*.. .. and any other thing wearing a skirt.. prefereably wearing a very short one, serving you beer.. it would be a bonus if she has nice boobies*
N : .. eheheheee... Yes. AND ladylike-gentle kinda.. .. girl..
L : .... uh-huh.... Smarter... or less smarter than you?
*.......hopefully smarter than this conversation...*
N : That doesn't matter... smart or whatever... the main thing is the character..
L : eerr.. character... like how??
*... i thought the main thing was being fair skinned?? make up your mind guyssss!!*
N : ... Errrr... dependsss la!
L : .... ... .. ... ... ... .yar...
*fiddles with radio channels.... come on.. bring on something NOISY!!... *
.. .. .. ... .. and the conclusion of the conversation is.. .. NIL... absolutely -NADA-.. that's a guys mind in a nutshell. .. literally.
Speaking about nuts... After I had ended the call from my darling this morning (i miss him so much .. so so so so much.. .. so so so so so.. so so so so... much) - i had to end the call because Mr Ribena Man was watching me in an odd way. He then.. leaned closer to his desk and asked me timidly:
*... condemned to sit in front of a Nutty Ribena Berry.. forever..*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
'Nut in Office' Conversation
--------------------------------
R-Man : ..Ahhh... Lynn ar.. I just want to check with you ar... . I heard yesterday that you mentioned that you have a boyfriend....?
L : *raised eyebrows* Eeeeerr .. Did i tell you that?
*err... isn't it obvious enough?.. I thought I had brought up the topic about my darling so many times that everyone would be sick and tired of William soon - even before they meet him - anddd... i wasn't exactly 'very' quiet when I was sweet talking with William on the phone like.. 45 seconds ago..*
R-Man : Err.. yaa... I just .. heard from some...where *mumbles*... But you have a boyfriend?
L : "Yaaaaarrrr... I have a boyfriend... Why arrr?"
*... DOH.. *
R-Man : *mumbles* "Ohhhh... nothing.. nothing.. err.. I thought I got a chance with you... "
L : *.. blinks... *.. .. Haaarr..?....
*... whaaaaaaaaattttttt????.. *
R-Man : *clears his throat* .. Um.. Nothing nothing. I thought I had a chance with you... Ummmm... Oh.. very good yeah.. got boyfriend..
L : Err... Why?.. I cannot have boyfriend isssittt? *blinks innocently*
*... even if i don't have boyfriend, I'd get any guy on the street to be my boyfriend just to get away from this psycho... .. hmm.. must be a bit macho lerr.. hmm... maybe with a cute boyish smile.... some nice.. ass. ..*
.. ... *blinks blinks*.. .
R-Man : Cannn... cannn... ... *mutters incoherently to himself*
.. .. .. ... ... Yes. Nuts. Totally. Maybe I'm allergic to them.
.. ... .. Annnnyyywaaaayyy..
...This Nescafe Kick-Start thingy-ma-jig is wearing me down. Had a meeting with Shariena (Nestle PR-marketing person) last evening before rushing off to Sunway Pyramid to catch the Sneak Preview of Ghost Train. It's a STUPID Korean ghost movie.. with loads of parts stolen from other cacat ghost movies like The 'infamous' Ring - with that .. girl with long hair with the squelching sounds.. slimy.. fast forwarded Smeagol-crawling stint. Yarrrrrr and i kinda like... yelped a wee bit when that .. . thingy grabbed hold of the main actress' leg. - not too sure if i scare the bejesus out of Nicky and Eric (my colleague for the finance thingy account stuff).
*Sky - desperate Hunk craving for attention from the camera... trying to look 'smart'*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
*Jessie, my ex-colleague from Axxezz-o-shit before the silly ghost movie*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
*from left to right - unknown fella, unknown fella #2, Eric fella*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
I had to bring Nicky as a movie-date cause everyone else was bringing their 'somebody'. And it was good to catch up with his news, I guess. But.. the only thing that broke the silence in the car whilst in the jam was:
'Stuck in a Jam with a Microsoft Certified Engineer' Conversation
------------------------------
N : I think I finally know what kind of girl that I like...
L : .. Err.... which is?
*oh dammnn.... .. ... why the odd statement?.... why isn't the radio playing some loud song???! *
N : I like those.. not too fair skinned.. and not too dark skinned... Like.. in the middle laarr...
L : ..Err.... oohh-kkay...
*..andddd... this has got.. 'whhaat' to do with me???*
N : But... not like CHARCOALLLLL black laaaa pleasseeeee..... too black later cannot see anythinggg.... nicely tanned lor...
L : ...Er... i know lorr... I know you like those fair skinned Malay girls wan lorr...
*.. .. and any other thing wearing a skirt.. prefereably wearing a very short one, serving you beer.. it would be a bonus if she has nice boobies*
N : .. eheheheee... Yes. AND ladylike-gentle kinda.. .. girl..
L : .... uh-huh.... Smarter... or less smarter than you?
*.......hopefully smarter than this conversation...*
N : That doesn't matter... smart or whatever... the main thing is the character..
L : eerr.. character... like how??
*... i thought the main thing was being fair skinned?? make up your mind guyssss!!*
N : ... Errrr... dependsss la!
L : .... ... .. ... ... ... .yar...
*fiddles with radio channels.... come on.. bring on something NOISY!!... *
.. .. .. ... .. and the conclusion of the conversation is.. .. NIL... absolutely -NADA-.. that's a guys mind in a nutshell. .. literally.
Speaking about nuts... After I had ended the call from my darling this morning (i miss him so much .. so so so so much.. .. so so so so so.. so so so so... much) - i had to end the call because Mr Ribena Man was watching me in an odd way. He then.. leaned closer to his desk and asked me timidly:
*... condemned to sit in front of a Nutty Ribena Berry.. forever..*
~an original p@ssion-@rt
'Nut in Office' Conversation
--------------------------------
R-Man : ..Ahhh... Lynn ar.. I just want to check with you ar... . I heard yesterday that you mentioned that you have a boyfriend....?
L : *raised eyebrows* Eeeeerr .. Did i tell you that?
*err... isn't it obvious enough?.. I thought I had brought up the topic about my darling so many times that everyone would be sick and tired of William soon - even before they meet him - anddd... i wasn't exactly 'very' quiet when I was sweet talking with William on the phone like.. 45 seconds ago..*
R-Man : Err.. yaa... I just .. heard from some...where *mumbles*... But you have a boyfriend?
L : "Yaaaaarrrr... I have a boyfriend... Why arrr?"
*... DOH.. *
R-Man : *mumbles* "Ohhhh... nothing.. nothing.. err.. I thought I got a chance with you... "
L : *.. blinks... *.. .. Haaarr..?....
*... whaaaaaaaaattttttt????.. *
R-Man : *clears his throat* .. Um.. Nothing nothing. I thought I had a chance with you... Ummmm... Oh.. very good yeah.. got boyfriend..
L : Err... Why?.. I cannot have boyfriend isssittt? *blinks innocently*
*... even if i don't have boyfriend, I'd get any guy on the street to be my boyfriend just to get away from this psycho... .. hmm.. must be a bit macho lerr.. hmm... maybe with a cute boyish smile.... some nice.. ass. ..*
.. ... *blinks blinks*.. .
R-Man : Cannn... cannn... ... *mutters incoherently to himself*
.. .. .. ... ... Yes. Nuts. Totally. Maybe I'm allergic to them.
2 comments:
... banngggsattt!!!
HAHAHHAHA..i'm supposed to be sleeping now. Instead I'm laughing myself silly at your hilarious blog!
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