Yesss..... undertakers... Would that be your dream career? Nescafe Kickstart might have kicked you right into a 'snug and comfy' looking coffin to 'kickstart' your dream career of ruling the.. .. urm.. not-so-very-enthusiastic-citizens of your.. .. ice box.. office.. with.. .. a shovel - or a tiny sand shovel that comes with the tiny beach pail and the minuscle rake.. ..
... Heh. Good luck with digging that hole... whilst i make sandcastles and ooggle at some beach hunk.. ... *slurps*..... .. .. ... .. .. YO .... watch where you're throwing that sand!..ewww... it's sticking onto my drool!!!!... ewwww... Gross... you disgust me!... ...
.... .... ... ... ... *blinks*... i seriously need a break from my 8th day at work.. .
Hmm... well.. at least you'd know that you definately won't have to face rebellions from your 'popsicle-people'..
Heh. The intern (ES - yes.. .. i only can remember his initials.. and he doesn't have an english name.. Eng.. Seen.. i think) was pretty amused with the list of careers that my darling had helped compiled for me the evening before. (don't ask me why he [i love you, my love.. ... *hugs*.. thank you.. *muahs muahs snoozles.. *] had added Undertaker to the list... maybe he was over excited when i said i had to look for weeeirrdddd careers... i think the clients would have flipped... - and then the Undertaker would have fun doing the Macarena on my own custom made 6-footer-beneath-ground... - and nohhh... i am not talking about a beetle with 6 legs under some earth.... hm.. beetles have 6 legs yarrr?? - .. ... Hmm... or maybe he had meant to put Under-wear?.. ... sounds like a bloody interesting career!... *yarrrrrr.... if you had forgot that your time of the month was due and you had forgot pads... * )
He had particularly liked the 'Undertaker' career as he had found a really morbid looking picture of a guy... from DeviantArt. looking likeee... all he wanted to do is dig a 6 feet hole for you..(preferably not with a beach spade.. you'd rot and stink up the whole bloody place by the time he finishes the hole.. and then you'd turn to fertiliser by the time he finally fills up the hole) .. and then do a little happy Irish jig ... (.. yarrrr... cause Malaysians can't jig to save their own lifes... .. .. .. ) on your freshly covered mound..
Yarrrrr... but ES did take Mr Morbid-happy-feet off the poster and contented himself by leaving the professional assasin there with his Magnum gun sticking halfway into the poster. Talk about kickstarting 'useful' careers... . . Hmmmm... .. i wonder... it would be nice to have an amateur KickStarter assasin... maybe he could be hired (with minimal amount.. . i seem to be running low on the moo-lah this month.. petrol and phone bills seems to becoming the next set of 'taxes' - ... .. hmm.. cheap and quick would be perfect!.. i will give him some extra tips and a Nescafe tarik to get rid of the body.. .. maybe just throw it into the hole which Mr Happy feet should still be digging) to gun the brains out of some female ex-boss that i know of... hopefully he would miss.. .. and shoot her in the guts so that she would be staring at her own lunch on the floor.. MUAHAHAHaHAHahAHaHAhaHA.. .. ..
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.. .. .. Lynn.. ... don't get toooo morbid.. or 'you' could end up on a Nescafe Kickstart poster as a dream career.. .. with a pixelated picture of you.. with some.. texture effects that Eve had added to hide the ugly distortions of your digital skin.. ..
.. .. . *blinks*.. YAAARRRRRRR... and the job description would read 'Morbidly Evil Woman' (MEW)..
.. .. .. .. Mew.. mew.. mewww.....
.. .. .. Damn.. why does that sound soooo wronggg????!!
.... ... .... .....
.. .. Morbid Pussss. ... ...
... .. ... .. ..
.. .. ..
.. Lynn. .. .. zippit.
... Heh. Good luck with digging that hole... whilst i make sandcastles and ooggle at some beach hunk.. ... *slurps*..... .. .. ... .. .. YO .... watch where you're throwing that sand!..ewww... it's sticking onto my drool!!!!... ewwww... Gross... you disgust me!... ...
.... .... ... ... ... *blinks*... i seriously need a break from my 8th day at work.. .
Hmm... well.. at least you'd know that you definately won't have to face rebellions from your 'popsicle-people'..
Heh. The intern (ES - yes.. .. i only can remember his initials.. and he doesn't have an english name.. Eng.. Seen.. i think) was pretty amused with the list of careers that my darling had helped compiled for me the evening before. (don't ask me why he [i love you, my love.. ... *hugs*.. thank you.. *muahs muahs snoozles.. *] had added Undertaker to the list... maybe he was over excited when i said i had to look for weeeirrdddd careers... i think the clients would have flipped... - and then the Undertaker would have fun doing the Macarena on my own custom made 6-footer-beneath-ground... - and nohhh... i am not talking about a beetle with 6 legs under some earth.... hm.. beetles have 6 legs yarrr?? - .. ... Hmm... or maybe he had meant to put Under-wear?.. ... sounds like a bloody interesting career!... *yarrrrrr.... if you had forgot that your time of the month was due and you had forgot pads... * )
He had particularly liked the 'Undertaker' career as he had found a really morbid looking picture of a guy... from DeviantArt. looking likeee... all he wanted to do is dig a 6 feet hole for you..(preferably not with a beach spade.. you'd rot and stink up the whole bloody place by the time he finishes the hole.. and then you'd turn to fertiliser by the time he finally fills up the hole) .. and then do a little happy Irish jig ... (.. yarrrr... cause Malaysians can't jig to save their own lifes... .. .. .. ) on your freshly covered mound..
Yarrrrr... but ES did take Mr Morbid-happy-feet off the poster and contented himself by leaving the professional assasin there with his Magnum gun sticking halfway into the poster. Talk about kickstarting 'useful' careers... . . Hmmmm... .. i wonder... it would be nice to have an amateur KickStarter assasin... maybe he could be hired (with minimal amount.. . i seem to be running low on the moo-lah this month.. petrol and phone bills seems to becoming the next set of 'taxes' - ... .. hmm.. cheap and quick would be perfect!.. i will give him some extra tips and a Nescafe tarik to get rid of the body.. .. maybe just throw it into the hole which Mr Happy feet should still be digging) to gun the brains out of some female ex-boss that i know of... hopefully he would miss.. .. and shoot her in the guts so that she would be staring at her own lunch on the floor.. MUAHAHAHaHAHahAHaHAhaHA.. .. ..
... ... .... .. .
.. . .. ..
.. .. .. Lynn.. ... don't get toooo morbid.. or 'you' could end up on a Nescafe Kickstart poster as a dream career.. .. with a pixelated picture of you.. with some.. texture effects that Eve had added to hide the ugly distortions of your digital skin.. ..
.. .. . *blinks*.. YAAARRRRRRR... and the job description would read 'Morbidly Evil Woman' (MEW)..
.. .. .. .. Mew.. mew.. mewww.....
.. .. .. Damn.. why does that sound soooo wronggg????!!
.... ... .... .....
.. .. Morbid Pussss. ... ...
... .. ... .. ..
.. .. ..
.. Lynn. .. .. zippit.
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