missing h.i.m

Okay. Today at work, it turned out to be a pretty good one. Waltzed into the office at 9:00am again, I had never reached work at 8:30am for a very long time now - trying to get the 'never-early-to-work' award now. In my new Topshop denim mini skirt and a t-shirt. I had never worn a t-shirt to work since Gina had ticked me off for wearing beach sandals and a tank top - because my boss thinks that her company is near international standards ... .. (.. "Oh.... you know... when I went to visit DKNY, everyone was in elegant suits and ties... !"... )

Yaaaarrrrrrrr... if you could even pay us quarter of what the people over there were getting, I'd wear a lime green tutu with Ronald McDonald's shoes and couple that up with his nose too.. *thinks*.. and maybe one of those Madonna pointed bras.. thingy-majigs .... in fluorescent orange.

.... *pppfffttttt* International Standards, my arse.... (a cute one, mind you.. )

30 minutes later, curled up comfortably with my Milo and.. .. some.. sticky biscuit.. thing.. cut in.. small squares.. with.. .er.. honey and peanuts (called Sek Ke Ma in Chinese - bought it at Petaling Street on Sunday. I have been addicted to it since very young. I guess it's the amount of nibbling involved. I like nibbling on stuff.) - I looked at the calendar and wwwooo hhhaaayyyy... it's the 28th of March already!. 9 more working days to go before I am history in the blasted company!!...

Then my darling came back from his lunch and I started.. ... .. teasing him.. with.. weird .. kinky, naughty-yet-innocent scenarios that I had playing in my dirty mind while nibbling on the sticky treat. Blue butterfly T-shirt, with denim micro mini skirt, a blue butterfly clip in my hair and a 'hunger' (that nothing could cure) made me feel like a university student again - and I couldn't resist teasing my innocent loverboy - yaarrr... but the plan kinda backfired and I couldn't concentrate on my work after that. But it was a good 'work out' to perk up my Monday morning.

Started sorting out my stock pictures that I had taken and came across something that I had kept for laughs. Check out the piece of twisted metal.... and errrr..... retarded.. squashed ring.

*made in China*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Yes. I know the colour is gordy. It ain't my design. As you can see, the... choker... necklace thingy has broken... into a few pieces. The right most break was done by me. I tried to salvage it with a little bit of chewing gum (but yarrr... things like that don't work in real life, it only works in cartoons yarr.. so don't try this at home) . I had accidentally yanked it too hard from another chain - actually.. the other 'chain' could be called a piece of .. string. Then the break near the ring was... er.. God knows how it got there. It was.. just there when I saw it on the tray. And the piece of separated .. metal (it's not a necklace anymore) broke completely off I think when Gina tried it on. And she just left it on the tray. Maybe someone would come along and stick more heavy duty chewing gum on it. And she would even make sure that the chewing gum was .. copper coloured. Ew.

And the ring, it's.. lopsided... near to the point of breaking. Maybe she had sat on it .. or.. something. Or she was experimenting how far would her low quality stuff could... bend without breaking. She might have even sneezed and then entire thing would fly apart. (hopefully killing her in the process... MUAHAHAHA.... .. .. )

.. ... ... .. *ahem*

Yes. And I.. In order to portray the 'best' of the company products, managed to.. un-squash the ring (it broke after i took the picture), and.. rearranged the mangled parts together.

*liesss... lies.. all liesss!*
~an original p@ssion-@rt

Yes. The biggest lie ever. My job is to tell people lies that Axxezz' products are the best. And I have to admit that I am a rather professional liar. Hehe. Look at it!... You can't even see the retarded part of the ring nor the pathetic iron twisted.. choker... part.. thingy.

... Oh yeah.. I'm good. Oh yeah.. oh yeah.. *shakin' her booty* (does the Ilama dance from 'The Emperor's Groove' Disney cartoon - go watch it, it's hilliarious)

And and andddd.... Uma, the snorting Operations Manager.. is leaving the company for another international branded retail company next Friday too!. Har Har Har. Let's just see how Miissss Farked Up Boss copes up without her little puppet to play with. Hope she cries. And get her shoes stuck in a pool of sticky uncrunchy (nah.. don't waste the good bits on her) stale, peanut butter.... and fall flat on her pretty little face.. and boobs.. and SQUASH em!!...

.. .. ... *ahhhem*..

And... I got a call for a second interview at this events company. I think I'll definately score for this one. The guy who was at the first interview seemed very keen in my portfolio and experience - either that or he was interested in my other 'assets'. But however, it's a good.. deal. I guess. 2 minutes from my house, a 700 dollar pay hike and being the new operations manager. Sounds good, eh?. Heh. Definately better than this mad house.

And they are having a farewell party for darling me next Friday. Yaaaarrr... ... Farewell BoZoS!!...

And.. I miss my love. He called on Saturday. . . It was so nice hearing from him again... .. *siggghhssss*... .. I'm sorry people, I just love him so much. So.. so.. so... .. much. *muahs*.