a petrol filled P.e.p.s.i bottle

:: MSN Chat Scenario ::
Chyldea = the ultra ‘ebil’ best friend (in Australia now)
Julea = the victim (gadzillions of miles away from said best friend)
Period = while dirty chatting to William (a gadzillions of miles away from said victim)

chyldea says:
sob sob.... jjuullleeaaaaaa come and fix my comppppp

Julea says:
Wait ar. i promised William to start sampan-ing.. .. erm.. Very soon..

(sampan [object]= small wooden boat made of wood to go fishing in. Usually used in tiny villages in the outskirts)
(sampan-ing [verb]= the action of .. .. using the said sampan)

chyldea says:
XD i shall contribute an oar!! *.. her generosity is always a gift from above*

Julea says:
.. ... How about a motor? Hehe

chyldea says:
whahahaha oars = exercise leh

Julea says:
No need. Better save my energy to catch fish to eat

chyldea says:
True true.....
Fine! Get William to sponsor engine then I sponsor the string you use to activate it

Julea says:
String only???? ??????
At least some petrol laaaa!!!

chyldea says:
Oh ok and a Pepsi bottle of petrol =3

Julea says:
.. ... ... yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... right

chyldea says:
Go go go go go!!! XD *I do really.. really.. love her enthusiasm*

Julea says:
.. .. .. Wait.. No one is sponsoring the sampan

chyldea says:
..................
Dang........

Julea says:
Yeah man. That seems like a major prob. What to do?

chyldea says:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *and.. she’s a deeeep thinker too*
Tell you what, you attach the motor to your car and drive it across the ocean

Julea says:
.. .. Wanted to do that. But then, ...... ... no license to drive water ... urm.. Water car.

chyldea says:
Who cares!!??? Just drive! XD *and… she skips the paperwork and get on right ahead with the impossible*

Moral from the scenario
Do not dirty talk with your partner whilst trying to negotiate for ‘go juice’ from your best friend.