:: ICQ Chat Scenario ::
JustG = the random sex deprived lamer lurking in ICQ for fresh bait
Julea = the victim (... as usual...... again )
JustG (10:45 PM) :
sex?
~CaNNiBaL JuLe@~ (10:51 PM) :
Can you please go and look for other pathetic pple to throw your lame, sorry and sad (and pathetic as well, of course) sex desperation at? Try lavalife.com or Friendster or wait... wait wait.... Don't log off now.. . You gotta listen to my great idea.. !
...Are you still there??? Lots of sluts and slobs or slugs or.. whatever kind of breed of animal you are... hang out in IRC!!.. They would DEFINATELY give you the satisfiying fuck-do that you need!
And.. and.. whilst you are at it, maybe you could start a check list (a check list, if you are not properly educated, is a 2 column table drawn on a sheet of paper, and the headings would be "ICQ number" and "Chances of being quick 'Screw-buddy'" would be on top of the other column AND my ICQ Number should have the comment "Never in a gadzillion years, you sick mongrel") .. on who you have sent your lame excuse of a proper grammatically correct sentence.
..'Cause you know, getting the same lousy message from the same screwed up arsehole for 5 consecutive nights in a row (because the damnned 'Block and Ban for Life User' button does not seem to be working!) is not very sexually stimulating and it's degrading the entire species of mankind! And it's even wasting precious bandwidth (which in turn, would have contributed to extra downloads of sick animal porns to your 5 terrabytes of other-sick-animal-humping-porns collection!)
.. .. and what kind of lame nick is JustG anyway..???
JustG (11:10 PM) :
ok. thanks.
JustG = the random sex deprived lamer lurking in ICQ for fresh bait
Julea = the victim (... as usual...... again )
JustG (10:45 PM) :
sex?
~CaNNiBaL JuLe@~ (10:51 PM) :
Can you please go and look for other pathetic pple to throw your lame, sorry and sad (and pathetic as well, of course) sex desperation at? Try lavalife.com or Friendster or wait... wait wait.... Don't log off now.. . You gotta listen to my great idea.. !
...Are you still there??? Lots of sluts and slobs or slugs or.. whatever kind of breed of animal you are... hang out in IRC!!.. They would DEFINATELY give you the satisfiying fuck-do that you need!
And.. and.. whilst you are at it, maybe you could start a check list (a check list, if you are not properly educated, is a 2 column table drawn on a sheet of paper, and the headings would be "ICQ number" and "Chances of being quick 'Screw-buddy'" would be on top of the other column AND my ICQ Number should have the comment "Never in a gadzillion years, you sick mongrel") .. on who you have sent your lame excuse of a proper grammatically correct sentence.
..'Cause you know, getting the same lousy message from the same screwed up arsehole for 5 consecutive nights in a row (because the damnned 'Block and Ban for Life User' button does not seem to be working!) is not very sexually stimulating and it's degrading the entire species of mankind! And it's even wasting precious bandwidth (which in turn, would have contributed to extra downloads of sick animal porns to your 5 terrabytes of other-sick-animal-humping-porns collection!)
.. .. and what kind of lame nick is JustG anyway..???
JustG (11:10 PM) :
ok. thanks.
- end of conversation -
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*blinks.. *...
.. .. ... . . Whhhhaaa...??? No fight..????
Moral from the scenario
Make sure the idiot on the other side understands English.
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*blinks.. *...
.. .. ... . . Whhhhaaa...??? No fight..????
Moral from the scenario
Make sure the idiot on the other side understands English.
3 comments:
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