Tuesday, March 15, 2005

lime g.r.e.e.n sanctuary

And there I was, settling myself nicely into my comfy lime green high backed chair at my office (or my war zone), licking my strawberry chocolate cone ice cream before it melts onto my 'mahjong-paper-photo-studio'. (yes... my boss is so POOR that I had to get cheap white mah jong paper, to lay it on my table as a makeshift photo studio - i have to patent this idea too, cheapest ever, only 5 dollars for paper and you can use anyone else's table except for yours. If the owner of the chosen table does not seem to agree to your temporary ownership, BoiNk his/her head with the 5.00 dollars roll of paper and that is sure to change anyones mind).

And then, there was this e-mail.

*ooOohhh.. someone's missing me!..happy happy joy joy..*

*.......click*

------------Mail---------------

Instructions from Multiply:
Click the link below to verify that you are
William's Life Partner, and accept his
invitation to be your contact.

----------end of mail----------

Hmmmmmm..Online verification for being a life partner... hmmmmmm. Honestly, the world has been corrupted by IT. But hmm.. make's things easier. From Multiply?? Now what?... Online family planning??

*Pfft.. *
... Technology....

*shrugs*

*clicks link*

-----------------Web Page----------------------
William invites you to be his life partner.
Do you accept his invitation?
Please click "Yes" or "No"

[Yes] [No]
------------------------------------------------

..... *melts... *...

AAAaAaaAawwWwwWWwww... Of course YES!..

*click....click... clickkkk..clickitty clickk.*


*blinks*
.. .... .. .. ... .. ..

*sighs.. *..

Technology... ...



*yeah.... my war zone.. don't ask me how I get to the chair*

~an original p@ssion-@rt

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow.. ur work desk...????

evilea said...

Yalorrr.!... My work desK..!... it has lots of facinating and interesting things on it, under it, over it, at it, at it's sides, beneath it.. every where!!!... i think u also can find a colony of prehistoric dinosaurs inside my drawer also!.