Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Purple clouds of jelly f.i.s.h

Peanut Butter.~~

That was the only thing on my mind whilst I typed sweet nothings on the MSN window to my loverboy. Sky had kidnapped my peanut butter and bread just 10 minutes ago, and he made a slice for me. Now I crave for more. I was thinking of dipping the knife into the jar and licking it, but William had advised me against it yesterday, but I said it was my peanut butter and I could do anything I want with it.

Hmm.. hmm... Female magazine article .. "Why do men watch porn?".. .. *blinks*... .. Urm.. the same reasons why women watch porn? I posed this question to my restless other half miles away through MSN. Well, I worded it so that it didn't seem that I expected an answer from him. He would ponder much on this question. I just know it.

[20 minutes of feverish typing from the other end]

Hmm.. hmm... Seems that ooh... ..*raises her eyebrows*. .. interesting. He says that sometimes 'love'-making isn't satisfying enough so have to turn to porn for 'self-satisfaction'.. .. .. Hmm... wait till he steps back on Malaysian soil... he'd wish he had never heard of the word porn.. Although I do have a collection myself... but turning to it if love-making not satisfactory enough? Then we'll work on it till it's satisfactory, man!.. Goodness... precious love-making time wasted on watching porn... shheesshhh..tak guna betul punye laki...

Ahh.. bliss... Boss not in, operations manager MIA, good music, .. sounds of explosions outside.. Sky and Janet rushing to the windows.... . .. eh?.. I also went to see see la. Aiyohh.. super damn big black clouds coming out from the factory next door.

"That's the plastic factory laaa..!"

*Yay! Can go home now!*

"Eh, you sure ar?.. I think it's the Shell factory .. "

* Yay.... .. eh?.. Can still go home but.. better be fast man!!*

Well, I watched the fire licked the edges of the mushroomy clouds as I typed Fire! in the MSN window. Well, he was calm enough.. ask me to stay and watch somemore.. hehe. No wonder I love him. . . . So adorable at times.. ..

~sounds from outside.. *Boom*

*smiles dreamily*.. .. .. Ahh.. I miss him so.. will tell him about the fire when I go home to him..

"Haiyah... .. hh.. ~ Ah Lynnn.... .. Ngo fan lorr... later pau cha the entire place.. !"

*blinks*.. *nods nods*

Ah well, another end of a glorious and productive working day. . . . .

.. .. . Now where's that peanut butter..?

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